Dryden GM

It no longer matters where you work...
...EVERYONE'S getting GM Employee Pricing now at Dryden GM!!

Don't miss this awesome event with discounts like never before on all 2005 models! Like a loaded '05 Pontiac Montana S-V-6... with rear heater, AC, remote start, and DVD entertainment centre... SAVE OVER 47-HUNDRED DOLLARS!

That's almost 5-thousand off with Employee pricing!
Plus! Get zero percent financing on almost everything!


Come get GM Employee pricing before its gone! No working required.

Dryden GM... where customers send their friends.

Kawartha TV and Stereo

V1: (casually whistling)
Anncr(conversational): Hey fella, whatcha doing?
V1: Waiting.
Anncr(conversational): Really? I got something for ya then.
V1: What?

(music explodes in)

Anncr(pumped hardsell read): It's the sale you've been waiting for at Kawartha TV and Stereo!!! Stop by today and see their new Panasonic Viera TV showroom! Envision how a Viera can enhance YOUR viewing experience and home décor! Get a Panasonic 42-inch Plasma now just 29-88! Or a Panasonic Home Theatre Projector only 27-88! How ‘bout a Panasonic DVD Home Theatre System just 4-98!! No waiting, the grand opening sale of their new showroom is on! See the great people at Kawartha TV and Stereo, your Audiotronic store in Peterborough and Belleville!

V1: (impressed) Whoa.

Outpost

Anncr: (cool) If you’ve been wondering. Where the party is.

You’re about... to find out.

SFX – explosion efx into upbeat club track

(hardsell) THE OUTPOST baby!!!

For the biggest and best nightclub experience... The Outpost is where its at!!

Booming sound, enthralling lights... it’s where new friends, old friends, everyone unites!!! (SFX and music stops)

But when’s a good time?

(SFX and music back in)

ANY NIGHT’S a good night for The Outpost!

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, let yourself go, it’s Outpost time!!!

The Outpost! Thunder Bay’s party headquarters.

Vampt Motors

Sfx: car engine revving

This is a Jag.

A car that can literally make heads turn.

Sfx: car engine revving

An elegant set of wheels that draws admiration, and respect.

Sfx: Car engine revving and taking off

An amazingly engineered vehicle...

...THAT’S NOW A PART OF THE FAMILY AT VAMPT MOTORS.

(Music up...)

If you’re ready to see how good YOU’LL look, driving around the island in a new Jag...Vampt Motors invites you to stop in, and get up close.

Vampt Motors...Fords, Toyotas, and now, the exclusive Jaguar dealer on the island.

Revamp your ride, at Vampt Motors in Georgetown.

True Amour

Dreamy romantic music in...

Female(soft narrative): I saw him from across the room. His clothes, his hair, the way he walked, I knew he was the one for me. And as he moved closer we almost made eye contact before he paid for his produce and walked out of the grocery store. (SFX – record scratch)

Anncr: Stop dreaming, start dating...FOR REAL. With True ah-MOOR.

(nice music in)

Anncr: True ah-MOOR is a new upscale speed dating service that unites area singles, to mingle and connect. Conducted as "mini dates", it’s perfect for the busy professional, and those without time to meet others outside their circle of friends.

Each couple has 8 minutes to chat before moving on to the next table. And just 24 hours later, you’ll be notified of matches, and potentially the love of your life.

To reserve YOUR spot with True ah-MOOR call 626-90-67. Each event is hosted at a nice restaurant, with a socially relaxed, yet intimate atmosphere. Limit 10 couples per event. That’s 626-90-67.

If you don’t find your match, you’ll at least make some great friends.

True ah-MOOR... where connections are made. Call 626-90-67.

Euro Collision

Music under (SFX of cars in and out)

(relaxed conversational) Ya know... it's really too bad the first time you'll meet Euro Collision is by accident. Because they truly are a great bunch.

They know when you get into a fender bender that you've had better days, so they do what they can to get your pride and joy back to it's original form.

From collision repairs to glass repair, parts and service to body work... Euro Collision gets the job done right, for the right price, imports or domestic.

Keep their number handy just in case. 322-21-21.
Euro Collision... on Oak street East Leamington.

Island Cleaners

(nice music in)

Anncr: If you thought "Martinizing" was great for dry cleaning...
...wait ‘til you "get a load" of Island cleaners!

As of September 1st, all Martinizing locations will be "Island Cleaners"!
BUT, they're not only changing their name. Soon, they'll be bigger and better with ensured quality and faster turnaround! While STILL offering every day discounts without a special occasion for them.
Bring your clothes to the new Island Cleaners... formerly Martinizing, just bigger and better.

Island Cleaners... open weekdays 7:30 to 6, and Saturday 8 to 5 on Eastern Avenue, Saturday 9 to 2 in Red Bay Plaza

Lakes Region Jewelers

Romantic Christmas melody in...
It's Christmas eve... the candles are lit... the music is soft...
... and beside you sits the most beautiful girl in the world.

As she unwraps her gift from you... a tiny little box from Lakes Region Jewelers. ...the look on her face says it all...
... diamond earrings were the PERFECT CHOICE.

Ever seen a face light up like a lamp?
You will... with a little holiday shopping at Lakes Region Jewelers.

Lakes Region Jewelers carries a wide variety of sparkling gifts that'll truly say it all. Platinum and white gold... titanium and silver... gem stones, diamonds, engagement rings and wedding bands.
And at Lakes Region Jewelers... you can even have a special piece custom made as pretty as she is.

Lakes Region Jewelers... in the BELL-nap Mall Belmont.
In-house repairs and layaway for Christmas are available.
Phone 528-33-11.
Make this Christmas a special one... with Lakes Region Jewelers.
Open Monday to Saturdays 9 to 8, Sundays 11 to 5.

Lavon's Rose

Nice music in...

You know what’s better than stopping to smell the roses?...

Setting the scene for others to smell the roses...the poinsettias...the sunflowers...AND LAVON’S ROSE HAS JUST THE THING.

Decorate your home for the holidays with the freshest flowers, silk arrangements, and center-pieces from Lavon’s Rose. Or, find unique gift items like Root Candles, and "Russberrie" items.

Lavon’s Rose, (slight pause) Floral and Gift... just North of I-44 on Glenstone in the Valley Water Mill Center.

(leave 8 seconds for local tag)

4 Seasons Wireless

(SFX – office ambience)
(conversational – doing a demonstration) The following is just one reason why you should get high speed wireless internet... from 4 Seasons Wireless...
(sfx – typing on keys, dial up efx)
Okay...this is me using "dial-up internet" on my laptop... (pause)
... still connecting... (pause)
... okay, verifying user name...that's good. (pause)
Okay, "server is busy"...... dial again? Yes please...
...doo de doo...(or humming)...
Now, with WIRELESS HIGH SPEED internet from 4 Seasons Wireless... I'd already be connected. No cords, no phone jacks, no waiting required.
It's dedicated internet... that's much faster than this.
For business OR residential service call 1-877-49-speed, that's 1-877-49-speed.
Or click on 4seasonswireless.com.
Pricing starts from just 35-95 a month!
That's 4 Seasons Wireless of Bluefield... faster, simpler, so much more internet. (fast) Service not available in all areas.

(SFX – dial up internet)
Oh, I'm connected!

All Pro Greens

SFX – backyard ambience

V1(owner of green pretending he’s a golf commentator while he putts):

With a 10 foot putt for par, we’re here on the practice green that’s never busy "My Backyard Putting Green".

Allowing me to hone my skills at home... I’m now going to sink one more putt before supper...

(SFX – putt)

Anncr: Lower your handicap with your own backyard putting and chipping green. Log on to All Pro Greens Dot Com (allprogreens.com) and pay 70 percent less than retail! That’s all pro greens dot com. It’s easy to install and requires no maintenance.

(SFX – golf ball drops in cup)

V1(golf commentator cheering like): What a putt! And the crowd goes wild! (makes childlike crowd cheering noises)

Anncr: All Pro greens Dot Com. Order online and own the game.

Lava

SFX – quiet department store ambience

V1(younger person over store intercom): Attention shoppers. Since this is my last day here at the department store... it's time I was brutally honest. If you want the hottest fashions, clothes that the stars wear... you won't find them here. Go to Lava over on North Brodie Street instead. All the hottest fall fashions have now arrived and Right now Lava's blowing out their summer stock in the basement, up to 70 percent off! Get the trendiest brands, fashions to fit all budgets!

V2(boss-like person in bg): Hey, turn that off.

(SFX – mic squelches off)

(pause – then urban beat in...)

Anncr: Lava... go with the flow. Summer stock blow-out on now.

Quiznos

SFX – restaurant ambience, elegant music in...

V1(snooty waitor): Hello, I'm your waitor Surge, would you like to hear za specials?

V2(anxious to eat): Do they include an Angus Double Steak and Cheese sandwich!!?!?!

V1(snooty waitor): No, you'll have to go to Quizno's for that.

V2: Okay. See ya! (upbeat music in)

Anncr: The new Angus Double Steak and Cheese Sandwich is now on the menu! ...but ONLY at Quizno's!
Treat your taste buds to a double portion of slow-roasted black angus steak, topped with mozzarella and cheddar cheese, sautéed onions, mild peppercorn sauce...then toasted to perfection!!
It's double the steak! Twice the cheese! All from just 5-39 for a small!

(tag) Quiznos...m-m-m-m-m—toasty!

Up Health Spa


Anncr(calm, relaxed): BEFORE "Up Health Spa"...

Female(carrying on/frantic like a nervous wreck): Whoa boy, what a day. First I gotta be here, then there, then back across town like AN HOUR AGO!!! Then I have a big presentation to uh, you know, present! A meeting I can't miss, kids to pick up, and...(pause) where am I?

Anncr(calm relaxed): AFTER..."Up Health Spa"...

Female(totally relaxed, like a load has been taken off): Wow...did that ever feel good. A full body massage and facial. Pampering fit for a queen. Thank you ...I needed that.

Anncr: Up Health Spa...
... from Botox to massage therapy...you WON'T be disappointed.
Up Health Spa...on Fairfax, San Vah-SEN-tay, and Olympic.

Wharf


SFX – drone building with disco music fading up...
(70’s disco cool cat type read)

In a time...when platform shoes were cool.
A time, when bell bottoms were THE thing to wear.
A time when afros were as big as umbrellas... (slight pause)
...you boogied down like there was no tomorrow.

Well you jive cats and groovy souls...it’s time to rekindle that spirit...

...with "Boogie Nights" at The Wharf Restaurant!!!
(switch music to Motown hit)

On Saturday October 22nd at the fabulous Wharf on Seven Mile Beach...get down to your favorite Motown, disco, and funk hits! It’s "Boogie Nights", an old school dance party with the new Kiss 106.1!

Come enjoy a great dinner, and dance under the stars! Plus great drink specials all night! It all starts at 8pm October 22nd...Great food, great scenery, and "boogie nights" at The Wharf Restaurant!

And don’t forget The Wharf also has Salsa night every Tuesday, local bands on Fridays, and Tarpon feeding daily at 9pm!

Come peak in the past and dance all night with Kiss 106.1...Boogie Nights At The Wharf Restaurant...October 22nd at 8pm, be there or be square.